soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles, via tyleroakley)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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zackisontumblr:

i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’

(via oceanchildd)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via heartshrinks)

unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

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josieportillo:

My Paris Map print is now available through The Working Proof. 15% of profits will go towards The Pablove foundation to help fight childhood cancer. Find it HERE.

mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet

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